What a Legend! v0.7.05

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★ 3.7 (3 votes) 1.4K plays Instant Play

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I've got a spreadsheet going for this one. Not kidding. 14 major routes, 6 bad endings I've found so far, and a hidden stat that tracks how many times the innkeeper catches you peeping. The stat counter just resets if you reload, by the way, no consequence. Feels like a missed opportunity. The game is a point and click sandbox where your virgin hero stumbles into a quest from some mysterious woman, but really you're just wandering the city poking at everything. The groping mechanics are simple, click and drag during certain dialogue moments, and the reactions change based on your reputation level. I tracked it. At reputation 12, the baker's wife lets you get away with a lot more.

The sex toy shop unlocks way too late. I had already bedded three housewives before I could afford the enchanted vibrator, and by then what's the point? The vaginal scenes are animated but they loop after about 8 seconds, and the sound design is just... someone forgot to mix it. One milf character moans at the same volume as a dragon roar from a completely different scene. I laughed but I don't think I was supposed to.

There's this one voyeurism sequence where you spy on a magical creature bathing in a forest pool. The scene triggers randomly based on time of day, which I only figured out after twelve reloads. My notes are a mess. The humor actually lands sometimes, like when your character tries to flirt with a damsel and she corrects his grammar. But then the dating sim elements kick in and you're just clicking through dialogue trees that don't branch enough. I wish the sandbox let you fail harder. Let me ruin my chances with someone permanently instead of just lowering a number I can grind back up. That won't change though, the game's been out a while. The adventure map is bigger than you'd expect for something so unpolished, and I keep finding new encounters I missed. My spreadsheet grows. The big tits are everywhere, obviously, that's the whole point, but some character designs feel like palette swaps with different hair. Still, I'm at 83% completion and I'll probably start a new run tomorrow just to see if seducing the mysterious woman early breaks anything. Probably not.

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Point and click exploration is addictive, every character interaction feels unique!