Christmas Ladies 2

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★ 1.0 (86 votes) 4.8K plays Flash Arcade

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The card flip sound is kind of sad, like a wet slap. Not what you want when you're trying to remember where that one piece of art with the elf girl's ridiculous chest is hiding. It's a memory match game, the Christmas edition apparently, though the holiday theme is just a thin coat of red and green paint over the same jiggly anime tits we've all seen before. Your time and mistakes are limited, which is the only thing that stops this from being a total snoozefest. I kept fucking up on purpose just to see the fail state, which is just a boring game over screen. Not even a naughty punishment. Missed opportunity.

The art is what you'd expect from a hundred other browser hentai joints. Big boobs that defy physics, faces that look copy-pasted from a "how to draw manga" book from 2004. There's this one card, I think it's supposed to be a reindeer girl? But the antlers are just kind of floating near her head like a shitty photoshop job. I spent more time trying to figure out the anatomy of her spine than actually matching the pairs. The whole thing runs in your browser, no fuss, which is good because I'd be pissed if I had to download something for this. I played it on a second monitor while waiting for a render to finish, the perfect level of non-commitment.

My high score was 1400 and something. I don't know if that's good. The game didn't seem to care. It just resets and you do it again. There's a weird satisfaction in clearing a board, that little dopamine hit when you nail three pairs in a row because you actually remembered where the pink-haired catgirl was. Then you get to the next level and it's just more of the same, a different color background maybe. I wish the cards had more varied poses. After the fifth level it's just a blur of flesh tones and I'm clicking randomly, which defeats the whole point. The timer ticking down in the corner feels more like a nagging parent than a sexy thrill.

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