Relicts of Aeson - v0.17.0

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ok so i'm scrolling through itch at like... a weird hour and i find this game Pyrewood and the thumbnail has a girl with pointy ears getting absolutely railed by a tentacle monster, classic. the art style is that kinda rough 2D thing, not polished at all, which honestly i vibe with. it feels like someone's horny sketchbook came to life and honestly that's more interesting than another ren'py game with the same shiny models.

the setup is a plague that makes people horny, which is whatever, but the main character ariana is a thief trying to save her girlfriend. a queer protagonist in a porn game where that's not just a fetish checkbox? i perked up. the intro is long. like really long. but it's basically a slideshow of corruption scenes, ariana getting fucked by plants, by weird goo, by dudes, getting knocked up, getting covered in cum. the bukkake tag is not lying. there's this one scene where she's suspended by vines and a tentacle just... goes for it while she's already pregnant. the animation is simple, like three frames looping, but it works. it's gross and hot.

then the game opens up into this village with three factions and i picked the orgy because obviously. the quests are actual story things, not fetch quests. one had me infiltrate a ritual where everyone's just fucking in a circle and i had to... participate. to blend in. the writing during these parts is surprisingly decent, ariana's internal monologue is dry and sarcastic. but then sometimes the dialogue just stops making sense, like it was translated by someone who gave up halfway. a character said "the pleasure will be your undoing" and then immediately "let's go to the other room for the thing" and i laughed out loud. the corruption mechanic is there, you get more corrupted and scenes change, but i wish the girlfriend was more present. she's the whole motivation and then she's just... a damsel in a tower somewhere. i wanted more scenes with her, maybe corrupted together, but no.

anyway the mage questline i tried was buggy and softlocked me in a basement with a floating dick monster. not the worst way to go.

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