Metroid: Shoot to Disrobe

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Samus is stripped down to her zero suit, which is basically painted on, and her own power armor is floating there shooting at her. That's the whole setup. You get this little laser pointer thing, a crosshair, and you have to shoot the projectiles before they hit her. Miss too many and she's on her knees, suit getting more and more torn. The hitbox on those shots is weirdly forgiving but also not, you know? Sometimes I swear I clipped right through a bolt and it still counted as a hit. The sound she makes when you fail is this sharp little gasp that goes right through me.

The stripping is tied directly to how bad you are at protecting her. It's a shooter but the failure state is the reward. I spent the first ten minutes actually trying to 100% it, perfect parry every shot, and got nothing. Boring. Then I let one slip on purpose and her suit ripped at the thigh. Okay. Now we're talking. The whole thing becomes this sick maneuver where you're trying to keep her alive but also, like, not too alive. You want to see the next stage of damage. The cake on her is ridiculous in that zero suit, the way the material strains before it gives out. There's a creampie finish if you completely fail, which is the only real ending worth seeing. The alternatives are just her standing there fully clothed which defeats the entire point of downloading this.

The art is rough. Not in a charming way, just unpolished. Her face looks off from certain angles, like a bootleg amiibo. But the body physics when she's getting knocked around, the jiggle is surprisingly on point. I wish there was more interaction, maybe a way to control the pace of the strip instead of it just being a binary pass/fail per shot. But for a quick browser game you alt-tab to when the group chat gets too quiet, it does exactly what it needs to. The laser sound effect is annoying as hell after a while, a high pitched whine that made me mute the tab. Still finished it though. Or failed it. Whatever.

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