Sex Kitten: Day Care

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★ 3.5 (26 votes) 7.1K plays Flash Arcade

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Right. Forkheadsteam’s Sex Kitten Day Care. The plot is already unhinged before you click start. On the run from the IRS, which stands for something completely unprintable, and then ambushed by midgets in trench coats. If that sentence makes you recoil, this isn't for you. If you're already scrolling down, you know exactly what you're in for. This is a deliberate, messy, unpolished heap of a game and it wears that like a badge of honor. The voice acting is phoned in on purpose, the art style is that specific era of Newgrounds flash where everything looks slightly radioactive, and the main character, McSlut, has the exact energy of a chaos gremlin who discovered a sharpie and an unlocked bathroom.

The gameplay itself. You click. Things happen. Sometimes a mini-game where you spank an ass with a paddle and the hit detection is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The whole point is the escalating absurdity and the complete lack of shame. McSlut gets herself into situations that are less about logical progression and more about what the dev found funny at that exact moment. The text is littered with typos and fourth-wall breaks that would make Deadpool cringe. And yet. There's a weirdly compelling hook to the sloppiness. It's like watching a car crash where every car is a sexed up anime cat girl with boobs so big they'd classify as a medical emergency. The King's Quest style commentary bar at the top narrates your actions with a level of snark that makes you feel like the game itself is judging your life choices. Which, honestly, fair.

I got stuck on one screen for too long because the button to progress was literally a tiny, pixelated dickbutt hidden in the corner of the background. That's not a joke about the art style, that's the actual puzzle design. Ten out of ten. Complaining about the graphical fidelity or the lack of polish in a game that introduces a character with a tax evasion and midget assault plotline feels like missing the point with a sniper rifle. The furry tag is there for the cat girls, obviously, but it's less a cohesive aesthetic and more a cheap costume on a barely animated sprite. Getting the most out of this requires abandoning any pretense of wanting a game that treats you with respect. This is an interactive shitpost with porn in it and that's the entire appeal.

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what the FUCK is this??? this is just straight PEDOPHILE stuff, if you play this you should be disappointed