Christmas Manga porn Math

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Who the fuck thought mixing math with hentai was a good idea? This game, whatever it's called, some Christmas themed thing with anime girls, it's broken in the head. You got these big tits anime babes in santa costumes, right? That's the bait. The actual gameplay is solving math equations against a timer. Like, actual arithmetic. And if you get it right, you get to see a picture. A single picture. Not even animated. Just a static image of some anime girl with her tits out. The whole thing feels like a school test designed by a horny programmer who just discovered JavaScript.

The art is... there. It's hentai, so the proportions are ridiculous. Tits bigger than their heads, the usual. One of the girls has this santa outfit that's basically just red paint. The design is fine if you're into that generic moe blob style, but the erotic appeal gets murdered by the fact that you're sweating over what 17 times 8 is. You're not getting turned on, you're getting flashbacks to third grade. And the timer? It's way too short. I failed a problem because I typed 144 instead of 154 and the whole thing reset. The punishment for bad math is no boobs. What kind of sadistic shit is that?

The costume tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. There's a santa outfit, obviously, but also what I think is supposed to be a reindeer costume? It's just a girl with antlers and a g-string. I don't know. The game doesn't explain anything. You just click, numbers appear, you panic, you type, and then maybe you see a nipple. The whole experience is like being edged by a calculator. The xmas theme is just a skin, it has nothing to do with anything. Could be halloween, could be easter, it's just math. I forgot to mention the music. There isn't any. Just silence and the sound of your own failure. The picture quality is decent, I guess, when you actually get to see one. But then you have to do more math. It never ends. Just equation after equation. I think there were ten levels? I got to four before I wanted to punch my monitor. The big tits are nice but at what cost? At what cost.

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