About this game
I don't know what I expected from a game called something like "Billiard with Blondes" but here we are. The whole thing is just a pool table, two women who look like they walked out of a 2000s music video, and a promise that if you sink balls, clothes come off. Simple enough. The models are real, which is a nice change from the usual anime stuff I see on these sites, but the blonde one keeps staring at me with this dead expression that's more unnerving than sexy. Like she's already regretting her life choices and I haven't even taken my first shot.
The billiard physics are... there. Sometimes the cue ball goes where you aim, sometimes it decides to take a vacation to the corner pocket for no reason. I spent five minutes trying to line up a simple shot and the game just laughed at me. But then I accidentally hit the eight ball at a weird angle and suddenly the brunette is taking off her top. I don't know if that was supposed to happen or if the game glitched in my favor. Either way, I'll take it. The striptease part is the whole point obviously, and it's fine. Nothing groundbreaking. The animations are stiff, like someone told the models to move but they only agreed to do the bare minimum. Which, honestly, fits the vibe.
There's this one moment where the blonde bends over the table to take her shot and the game zooms in way too close. Like, I get it, that's the selling point, but the camera angle is so aggressive it almost becomes comedy. I laughed. Then I felt weird about laughing. The sound is whatever, some generic music that loops until you want to mute the tab. I did mute it after maybe ten minutes. The whole thing is unpolished in a way that's almost charming, like finding a dusty magazine under your uncle's couch. Not great, but you keep flipping pages anyway. I'll probably try it again tomorrow just to see if I can actually win a round without the physics engine betraying me.