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Lesbian ★ 5.0
Sum Pool 1.2
Billiard but the table has no pockets. That's the first thing that throws you off. Just a flat green surface with numbered balls and a red cue ball, and two women standing in the background wearing way too much clothing for what's about to happen. The whole setup feels like someone took a perfectly normal pool game and said nah, let's make it horny and weird. The rules are simple enough that my cat could probably figure it out. You smack the red ball into the white ones, and whatever numbers you hit get added to your score. Balls turn yellow when you touch them so you can keep track. Then the opponent goes. If your total is higher, you win the round and the girls start losing clothes. That's it. That's the entire game. I spent way too long trying to find some hidden depth or strategy but honestly you just aim and hope for the best. Sometimes the physics do something unexpected and you end up hitting three balls when you meant to hit one, and suddenly you're winning by accident. Other times the red ball just drifts off into a corner like it's got somewhere better to be. The strip show itself is... fine? One girl does this slow teasing thing with her top while the other kinda sways around. They're real models, not drawings, which is probably the main selling point here. The animations are choppy though. Like someone filmed it on an old phone and then compressed it three times. But I kept playing anyway because something about the dumb simplicity of the billiard part got under my skin. Win, see tits, win again, see more. The progression is predictable but the billiard physics are just janky enough that you can't totally phone it in. I found myself actually trying to calculate angles at one point and had to stop and question my life choices. The music loops after about forty seconds and will absolutely drill into your brain until you mute the tab.
Striptease ★ 5.0
POKER POOL 9
The whole thing runs on a weird hybrid logic, like someone duct taped a pool sim to a poker hand calculator and then forgot to polish either. I'm tracking the exact scatter angle of the cue ball against the felt, trying to figure out if the RNG for the pocket drop is tied to the girl's current clothing state. It's not. I ran the numbers. 47 attempts on the first table layout, the redhead's bra comes off at exactly the same trigger point regardless of whether you sink the 8 ball with a clean cut shot or a messy bank. That's lazy coding, honestly. But then the brunette did this little shimmy where her skirt caught on the corner pocket and I forgot what I was complaining about. The striptease rewards are the whole point, obviously. You're playing a bastardized version of pool where the balls have card values printed on them, and you're trying to collect a winning poker hand by pocketing specific combos. A pair of queens gets you a top reveal, a flush gets the bottom. The real model they got for the redhead has this freckle just below her left hip that the animation rig doesn't quite track right when she bends over the table to line up a shot. It's distracting in a way that makes you wonder about the mocap setup. The brunette's expressions cycle through a loop of three smirks and one surprised look that doesn't match any event trigger I could isolate. She just... does it. Randomly. Maybe it's a timer. Maybe it's a bug. The poker side is barely functional. You can't hold cards, there's no discard phase, it's just whatever you sink is what you get. I spent twenty minutes trying to angle a shot that would give me a straight, only to realize the 10 ball was physically blocked by the brunette's discarded panties d*** over the side pocket. The physics engine treats clothing items as solid objects with collision. That's either a hilarious oversight or a deliberate troll. I'm leaning toward oversight because the ball clipped through her thigh in the next round. Still, watching her saunter around the table in just a choker while I calculate trajectory angles for a three ball combo is a specific kind of degenerate focus I didn't know I had. The reward scenes are looped animations with a single camera angle toggle. Nothing groundbreaking. But that freckle. I keep coming back to the freckle.
Erotic ★ 5.0
JackPool-9
The whole thing feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who just discovered what a jpeg is. And I'm not even mad about it. The billiard physics, if you can call them that, have this weird floaty quality where the balls sometimes forget they're supposed to collide. Lost a match because the 8-ball just phased through a solid like a goddamn ghost. But that's not the point, is it. The two schoolgirls on the side screen are real models, or at least photos of them, doing this awkward looped makeout session that gets more intense each time you sink a shot. First win, the tops get unbuttoned. Second win, the skirts are history. By the fourth round there's a dildo involved and the computer opponent suddenly turns into a pool shark from hell. Like the AI difficulty spikes exactly when the action gets good, which is either brilliant design or a complete accident. Probably the latter. The whole thing has this grimy early 2000s internet vibe, like something you'd find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds before the purges. The lesbian content is... there. It's hot in that unpolished, slightly desperate way. The models look like they were pulled from some amateur photoshoot, all bad lighting and awkward angles, but somehow that makes it better. More real. Less of that airbrushed perfection that makes most adult games feel sterile. The striptease progression is the only reason to keep playing because the billiards itself is a broken mess. Sometimes the cue ball just teleports. I stopped caring about winning fairly around the third match and just started exploiting the physics glitches. The game doesn't judge. It just keeps showing more skin as a reward for your cheating ass. There's something honest about that.